Meglomaniacal, Delusional and SCARY.

Apparently 20 or more people accompanied Gordon Brown on his trip to save the world from itself in Copenhagen. They were referred to very loosely as advisors or simply as his entourage.
I have my doubts.
My personal belief is that they are either:
a. Men in white coats who, for the sake of appearances, are sticking to civvies for the duration of the conference or
b. members of the Serious Fraud office waiting for an appropriate moment to feel the collars of Flash Gordon, the Millibands and Ed Balls.
They can't, seriously, be genuine advisors, can they? No serious - i.e. reasonably compos mentis - civil servant would allow Brown to run around the conference halls pledging 6 Billions of our hard-earned pounds to various Asian, African and other chancers if they only pledge to cut their C02 emissions: would they? Equally, no one capable of performing straightforward multiplication and long division would, seriously, allow him to promise to slash our own emissions by 40% in nine years. It's just not do-able.
So, either our meglomaniac Prime Minister is seriously delusional and really has convinced himself that he has been sent from the planet Krypton to save the earth. In which case, the men in white coats will move in once the Copenhagen beano has finished and measure him for a nice, new, tight-fitting jacket. Or, he has salted away large chunks of our national treasure without our knowledge; in which case it might be the Serious Fraud Office that feels his collar.
What other explanation can there be for his actions in Denmark?
Our country is, apparently, so broke that it has to choose between providing our soldiers in Afghanistan with basic equipment now, or protecting the country against sea and air strikes in the future. Our country is so broke that we are having to print money we don't have to buy back the debts that we do have because their attraction to international investors dwindles by the day.
Yet, magically, Flash Gordon can pat his pockets and come up with the odd billion here and there to hand out to the other delegates like a Billy No Mates child handing round his sweets to buy friendship in the school playground.
There was a time when Brown's self-regard was something of a joke. But now it's more serious than that. He is so utterly wedded to the idea of his own importance that he is using money we don't have to purchase himself some sort of future legacy. It's like fame on the never-never.
The last person to believe in Never-Never land was Michael Jackson. Post-Copenhagen, he will probably look distinctly grounded and well-balanced compared to Gordon Brown.

51 below and sinking

Last night, most on Britain suffered a severe freeze. Nothing unusual about that for the time of the year. Except that, as recently as last week, the Met Office had been warning that we would be suffering one of the wettest Decembers on record and that we should put aside all thoughts of a white Christmas. Now, the nation is shivering with genuine winter cold and some bookies have reduced the odds on snow falling on Christmas day to 5-1. On the other side of the Atlantic, temperatures in states like Minnesota have hit -51C and even Florida sea side resorts, like Pensicola on the northern shore of the Gulf of Mexico, have been hit by sub-zero temperatures.
To be fair to the Met Office boffins, this stream of Arctic air snuck down on them while they were busying themselves preparing their latest sandwich boards predicting the end of the world unless we agree to stop driving, flying, eating meat and eructing. By we, I mean of course, all of the ordinary citizens of the UK whose normal human activities create such huge quantities of C02 and not those politicians and others of blessed fame and fortune who either do not defecate or fart or whose carbon footprint can be offset by the planting of some trees in the Gobi Desert - or who are simply SO important that if they didn't continually fly around the world to desperately important conferences and seminars the globe would stop spinning and topple off its axis.
It doesn't seem to have occurred to them that the blame for this sudden Arctic chill can be laid at the doors of the Copenhagen Conference. The delegates there have, apparently, consumed as much C02 as a small African country simply to get themselves to Denmark and will, presumably, use as much again to get home. More importantly, at the conference itself they have generated so much hot air that it has created a kind of vacuum over the Northern Hemisphere that hoovered the freezing air southwards.

Now, I am a flat-earther

According to Gordon Brown, I am a flat-earther. His little friend, David Milliband, thinks that I and others like me are environmental vandals. Other members of the Climate Change Community are of the view that global warming sceptics ( Deniers) should be subjected to compulsory re-education; shades of Winston Smith in "1984". One particularly well-balanced individual writing in today's Independent Online opined that Deniers are more evil than Hitler and Stalin and guilty of a crime more heinous than genocide; Ecocide, which sounds vaguely like an organic garden product.

This is the level of emotional and personal odium that anyone who admits to doubting climate change has to suffer these days. None of us, apparently, has reached this state through free will, individual study or contemplation. No, we are all the unwitting tools of a capitalist conspiracy orchestrated and funded by the fat cats of the global oil and gas industry.

Climate change is so much the conventional wisdom that the BBC, as an example, does not see any point in admitting, let alone publicising, the possibility of an alternative point of view. If any of its reporters do acknowledge that there are a few dissenters out there, they do so with the tone of voice and pitying expression normally reserved for reports about UFO nuts or recipients of Care in the Community.

Take the latest furore regarding the leak of e-mails from the University of East Anglia. The story bruted about by most papers and, certainly the BBC, was that these e-mails came to light as a result of someone hacking into the university's computer.

Apparently the e-mails were "stolen" by some organisation ( possibly the Russian Secret Service) in an attempt to disrupt or discredit the Copenhagen Conference. In fact, the UN's climate change guru, Dr Rajendra Pachauri, maintained in his opening speech that "The recent incident of stealing the emails of scientists at the University of East Anglia shows that some would go to the extent of carrying out illegal acts perhaps in an attempt to discredit the IPCC," (International Panel on Climate Change).

Wow. So, now we have it. The Russians have joined forces with Texas Oil barons, the Saudis and other members of the International Capitalist Conspiracy. This group has hacked into the UEA's computers and discovered, buried in over a decade's worth of e-mails, a highly-selective few that discredit or at least call into question, some dubious practices by the leading exponents of Climate Change theory.

There are several problems with this theory. One is so obvious that I am surprised it has only just occurred to me. Namely, unless they knew there was something worth hacking for, why would they have bothered? No organisation or individual would hack into a computer system of such size and complexity - risking discovery and possible prosecution - on the off-chance of finding something interesting or incriminating. The time and effort involved would be enormous and would make finding the needle in the proverbial haystack look like a game of hunt the slipper.

So, whoever discovered and released the e-mails must have known beforehand that they were there.

Ergo, they were not hacked by an outsider but, much more likely, leaked by an insider.

Now, if we work from that basic assumption, what possible motive would an insider have to leak them? It couldn't have been for money, because the corespondence ended up on a public website where it was accessible to anyone free of charge. So, personal gain is eliminated.

That leaves revenge - someone sacked or slighted perhaps? - or conscience. What if the leaker is a former team member disillusioned by the short-cuts, omissions and bullying that the e-mails expose? Such a person would know precisely which mails to copy and publish to reveal what was going on. That person would also, presumably, have to be quite central to the project to be privvy to such correspondence. He or she might, logically, have been one of the people proposing divergent theories whose work was suppressed or dismissed.

The other problem with the hacker theory is timing. As Dr. Pachuri implied in his speech, the principal aim of the hackers was, apparently, to discredit or disrupt the Conference. That was why the e-mails surfaced when they did.

Unfortunately, that theory doesn't hold water either, for the simple reason that the e-mails haven't only just been revealed to the world. In fact, they have been in the public domain for quite some time. Last week, a BBC editor revealed that he had been sent the information several months ago. However, since his instincts were, shall we say, more in tune with Global Warming than journalism, he chose to ingore them; presumably in the hope that they would go away.

Of course they didn't. They have erupted like a large and pustulent boil on the face of the Global Warmers. Rather than try to bust the boil and drain the pus, they have chosen simply to ignore its existence. Their preferrered approach has been to belittle and label anyone who has read the correspondence and arrived at their own opinions as a Flat Earther.

The day they start to think more objectively and agree that there could be other, natural explanations for global warming, I will probably fall off the edge of the world in surprise.